egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

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rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

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queencoachella:

♎ pretty & pale ♎
"Fuck him. Get someone that wants you enough to give you a fucking text back. You know?"cafai (via fhume)

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arachnide:

samson

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

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squidyword:

i hate america i’m moving to hawaii

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